Gah!

"I'm sorry for my incompetence!"
[mentally watch me make a fool of my self by being on my knees and bowing up and down, all the way to the floor rapidly]

*for teacher, I'm not asking you to check back when everything gets posted up when they do, just go by the date it should have been up and mark what you see according to whatever deadlines

*for my fellow cave people, ok, so I shouldn't have directed you to my assignment blog, it was wrong of me, now hurry along, go back to your caves, and you'll get your complete products on your weekly basis, this thing really was ridiculous for me :D But it's been fun, right?


*for my friends & er...co-workers of wherever, [mentally see me grinning like I do] Hey hey hey, I thought it'd be fun, never said I'd have the time.

*for my adoring fans, I really do wish you existed, bring me to the top of the world, and drop me to the ground, thank you for your lack of support! Who am I kidding, you've been fantastic! (really do wish I was famous and you existed)

*aaaaaaaand for myself, hey you, run, run for your liiiiiiiiiiiife! Can't you see you've wasted so many peoples, existing or not, time! Run, they're all out to get you!
"for my autograph?"
Nooooooooo, do you have a death wish?
"well...now that you mention it, wouldn't it be cool, if it were to happen like--"
shut up and start running!


"Oh cool! I found a penny!"

Responses to comments
anonn #1>> [Spencer JK.] Donky dicks aren't my thing...I prefer...I prefer....Seriously, I found a penny!
anonn #2>> maybe a little, unsure, tell me, how would you know when you sit....across the lamp in the city beyond my tree?
anonn #3>> [spencer again] most likely, but I'm not into sucking as per say...I'm more into smashing hammers onto broken fans, so I know which ones work!
anonn #4>> [Spencer] I soooooo wasn't! That wasn't a BJ ............ that wasn't its crotch either...It was someones face...or have you forgotten...psh, you were there dude!
anonn #5>> no no, this isn't the smell of dog shit...can't you smell...this is burnt magic rose...oooo, I saw then at loblaws today, and thought it'd be cool if i tried it! loblaws reminds me of lobsters...
anonn #6>> [Spencer] hey now, then that wasn't me...I was still serving them drinks in the other room...OMIGOODNESS I know who you saw! I't was you, in the mirror, with that other chick! I know, uh huh, cuz I walked in on you two...I think there was like three of you...you and her, and some blonde lady...she had a nice rack!
anonn #7>> LOL LOL LOL LOL....you're funny....English language? at the sun? been there done that, you know, they actually kinda speak a language that derives from French? So my learning there is like...a caterpillar turning into a bird, I'd rather go to the moon though, it hurts the eyes less if i'm there, and the dark side is cold, so I can wear a jacket...you can only take off so many layers of clothing.